janetdevlinoffic:

always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

(via kittycatfloralfaggot)


the-curious-case-of-fandom-fever:

raggedyanndy:

thispleasesmorbo:

spellboundsama:

THAT IS GORGEOUS

heterochromia is one of the coolest aesthetics the human body can muster

a very groovy mutation

that could be a band name

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divawithanunspoiledagenda:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

I don’t wanna tell them. Somebody else.

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megacharizardxxx:

this is the greatest comment i have ever seen

megacharizardxxx:

this is the greatest comment i have ever seen

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beardhairdontcare:

Your boyfriend eating the pussy:

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Me eating the pussy:

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ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

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earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

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then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

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i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

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now we wait

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he mad

(via kristinaxross)




the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

(via kristinaxross)