wow that’s so mean
good job

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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bloodstiel:

queenquong:

bloodstiel:

what? johnlock? you mean John Locke, the 17th century English philosopher and Father of Classical Liberalism

*cries real tears* NO! johnlock is way more important!!

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acca-emme-esse:

How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?

acca-emme-esse:

How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?

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castielcampbell:

summershadowtwin:

fuckshitasscunt:

Science fails to recognize the single most potent element of human existence 

There is no spoon

there is no scientist

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nice-wig-janis:

no matter where I hear the song hallelujah it instantly makes me think of shrek

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collagens:

when the teacher you hate makes a joke

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